LinkedIn just rolled out a number of changes to its privacy policy and user agreement and one in particular caught our eye.  According to LinkedIn, thou shalt not:

    i. Even if it is legal where you are located, create profiles or provide content that promotes escort   services or prostitution.

Damn, there goes my weekend plans.

Apparently prostitution, is a skill for which you can get endorsed on LinkedIn. (Many self-identified experts on the topic work in law enforcement or religious ministries.)

Judging by the suggestions LinkedIn's search algorithm offers, LinkedIn members are actively looking for this kind of professional help. Search on "escorts," for example, and LinkedIn will prompt you to search instead for the following terms:

    female escorts
    independent escorts
    call girls
    hot girls
    adult entertainment
    escort services
    dubai escorts

Guess I need to start an escort site called PinkedIn!

Meet Mohammed Ahmed.

The 21-year-old was one of scores of men arrested in a prostitution sweep conducted last week by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office in Florida. According to investigators, the alleged john answered an online ad posted by an undercover detective posing as a hooker.

Ahmed was arrested when he arrived for his paid liaison. Here's his mugshot!


Ahmed, an Illinois resident, was in the Sunshine State on his honeymoon when busted for soliciting prostitution and pot possession.

When Ahmed did not return to his bride at the Omni Hotel, she called police to report him missing. The woman was subsequently told by cops that her husband was not MIA, that he had been arrested. For seeking to pay for sex from a hooker while he was celebrating his nuptials.