Space Flight, $200,000
If you have $200K lying around and you haven’t yet signed up for Virgin Galactic’s space flight, you don’t deserve to have $200K lying around. But we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, because maybe you just haven’t considered how incredibly fucking awesome it would be to say you were one of the first civilians ever to travel to outer space. And that’s exactly what brilliant lunatic Sir Richard Branson is selling: Space tourism! It’s not entirely clear when you’ll actually depart, but whenever it finally happens, there’s only one way to guarantee you’ll be there - by buying tickets now, and then crossing your fingers that you’re still alive in 100 years.