A lot of people pay for sex, but like everything else in the world it’s only interesting when celebrities do it… especially when they get caught pulling dumbass moves that no one is ever going to forget, because we the public won’t let them.

Personally, I’m pro legalizing prostitution for a long list of reasons, but I have to admit there is one item in the con list. If hiring a hooker to squeeze your balls until you cry for mommy was legal it would be no big thing when celebrities where caught with their pants down and a fistful of cash. I would miss all those mugshots, I really would.

5. Eve

Ladies hire hookers too, yo. Rumor has it that lady rapper Eve hired some helping hands when she was in Miami Beach.

4. D’Angelo

Dude used to be a pussy god – he had to beat that shit away with a stick – now he’s gotta pay for it. Time to get back to the gym D’Angelo, or at the very least don’t offer $40 to an undercover cop to handle your wang.

3. Ne-Yo

Dumbass took a picture of himself with a transvestite prostitute. Way to get caught, buddy.

2. Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant was dating Elizabeth Hurley of all hot ass people in the world to cheat on when he was caught soliciting prostitute Divine Brown for a b-jay on the Hollywood strip.

1. Eddie Murphy

The Nutty Professor might like to play dress-up, but he also digs his dates in drag. In one of the biggest celebrity sex scandals, Murphy was caught with a transvestite hooker and a whip. Gotta love a man, who likes it down and dirty with a touch of class.